Low Dang Discount Jesus Teenage Blues

Woke up and ate a hot dog
put on my shoes
went down to the river
gonna drown my blues
went down to the water
sat down in the cold
stared down at the water
i was 1000 years old

yeah yeah yeah
i got the low dang discount jesus 
teenage blues

snakes in my blood
spiders in my brain
like a streetlight buzz
no it don't change
went down to the graveyard
to circle and moan
and lay down my head
on a pillow of stone

yeah yeah yeah
i got the low dang discount jesus 
teenage blues

well i thought about love
in a shopping cart ditch
i thought about money
yeah i shoulda been rich
lit a cigarette
for dear old dad
the one thing i got
the only thing he had

yeah yeah yeah
i got the low dang discount jesus 
teenage blues